Com Center 18 - In the Good Old Summertime

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, 'portin' in,

I bein' s'mittin' mys perswonal 'port here in da new Com Center. Da new Com Center has bein' openneded 'cause it bein' s'pected dat da hoomans are b'comin' wise to da pweveeus C-Center.

Perswonal 'port:

Tings are bein' tuff here in da Minnie-soda. Da Hoomom bein' sad 'n' weepy. I not be understandin' what bein' wrong wit her. I bein' givin' da kissies 'n' hugsies. Is dis doin' rightly?

Da Auntie M goes away many times. So Hoomom 'n' mees goes 'n' sleeps ober in her den. We bein' watchin' out por da Sadie-dog and all da big horsies. It bein' funzy 'cause da Agatha Q Kitten is funzy to run wit 'n' wressle wit. She luvs me bery muchly.

On da homeland front: My territory has ben growin'! This day I runs out da portal 'n' right on past da border of da territory! Hoodaddy wus sittin' out in da new uncharted lands wit a big smilie face. Da new border bein' all da way to the bushies now! I can runs 'n' runs 'n' runs. I kin sniff 'n' sniff 'n' sniff. Der bein' muchly new territory to patrol, fer sure. But I bein' up por da 'sponsibilty. I goes out por my beddy-by-time pee pee 'n' da new territory bein' awful scarey. Der be LOTS o' dark out der. But I not be too scart to be peein'. Hoomom bein' sayin' what a brwave girlee I am.

Dat bein' da end o' da 'port.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

Da monsters bein' in da dark....repeat....da monsters bein' in da dark.

[Lilaminallover]

tanks two yous liwle bird, da dwd iz savd!!!!

yeswedays, da hoomoms bwung homes des to liwle fwzzy tings. i tinks da calls dem kiwens.iz tred too sniffs dem n sees if dey ar evils, buts da hoomoms picked dems up two mutch!AIT pwinces ewak(fiona) ges two ses dem.she tinks dey ar hur liwle babes.*snort snort* but iz still dosnt no if dey ars ny thwet.aws wel.iz gues iz hav too askk hur.

da hoomom tok me outsde twodays, n iz tred to gets da liwle TRIM buts da mean hoomom sez no. iz stawed chewin on da lesh, buts da hoomom sez no agin n toks it awa form me!aw wels.

donws bites da leshy, wepeat, donwns bites da lesh!(it horts da teethys!)

[juliette]

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin ins...

Mez has pwoblems wit das names of dis Com Center. Itz stills be da spwing times heres in das Gweats Whites Norths..lests da weathers nots bez likes da odder summertimes mez remembers. Its stills colds and wainies heres! Nots hots and sunnies alls da times!

Mez and Agent 3pawz tooks on da bigs nasties furdogs yesterdays! Deys were HUGE! And Furry! (ands dez weres kind-a stinkies too). Hoomoms wasnt wery happies wez mes does - Iz was just twying to tellz des BIGS furdogs dats wez DWD agents are da boss! Hoomoms sez mez gonna gets hurts! As if!!! I mays be a little...um...less huge..dens da furdogs..buts mes a DWD agent!

Agents Scratcher 'portin out

(de fishes ares goods to woll in...repweat..de fishes ares goods to woll in!)

[Lilaminallover]

Agent Scratcher donts wory bouts da hoomommy, hur donts un..und...undewstnd.da hudgy dogys neds two no dat yous iz da bos!kep ups da gweat rok.

agent liwle biwd, umm..hows dos we no wen da hoomans snek intwo our dwd?cans yous lews us no?tank yos.

DA KIWENS AR SPYS! WEPEAT DA KIWENS AR SPYS!

[Dachshundrsq]

Dis is NEW Agent "Sneeky Peat"

It has commed to my attension dat da 2 wegged brudders would call me bad names, wike saying I wike boyz. Well, dis was not good for me imidge....so I undertook da cobert opeerations of da "Sneaky Peat" and I showed dem. Me iz tinking dat maybe hoomom knows how to do da maff and has figgered out dat I was da only one who could have dun dis deed, no madder to me.
I wud wike to intwoduce NEW AIT's:
Widdle White
Widdle Wosie
and Tweed Pants...as future DWD agents.
wight now day don't show much pwomise of being good AIT's cause day can just sniff out da milk bars, but me tinks day will be good AIT's win day gits to be biggor.
here day are...nobody tolds me about der awwivals but hoomom took da piccies and den I new. Me is sooo happy!!




see mor of dem here..............
Cwick Here!!
Tanks an pweese keep dis a seecrit.
Nrw AIT"s in Da House.....Repeet...New AIT's in Da House!!!!

[TessieMom]

Dis iz agent Bouncer... I iz tired tonights but I tinks dat dose are cute new AIT's. I iz so happy to hear from all da Agents and AIT's... too tired to tink for now... Bouncer out of Bounce.

[Lilaminallover]

dis iz ait old guy/man (mugsy)


ello ait bouncer! tank yous! iz hoops dat yous gets som slep!

sneaky peak glad two hewr dat youve joned us! thos widdle new aits ar cuite! dey ar soo tiney! hoop too here fwom yous soon!

dis iz ait old man 'rotin outs.slepy twime.:asleep:

[Anatresia]

I just read this forum for the first time and it was hilarious. I especially like the dachshund vocabulary terms for vacumn cleaner, shampooer, and lawn mower. Rigby has been INSANELY afraid of those "dragons" and it just made me crack up reading the terms. In fact, just yesterday she hid behind her cage (behind her cage, not in it!) and would NOT come out from the time the carpet dragon came out until it was back in its cave (the closet). She is really, really paranoid about noises.

[Kim H.]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't let da hoomans see dis...
We can alwayz use more agents if ya wanna apply to be agents in trainin'... all da details is in this forum. You must be VERRRRY brave dachsies if you is actually INSIDE da buffalo (ain't it kinda dark and messy insides a BIG animal like that??).

AIT Gypsy out FAST- mama comin' back to da 'puter...

[TessieMom]

Dis iz Agent Bouncer! I tinks dat dem possible agentz needs to review an take da Oath. I knows itz in da first thread, but Agents Lil Bird added it oder places too---check da code book. You has to keep dis place secrets.
Bouncer out to find food!

[willsana]

REPEAT - Com Center 18 has ben compwomised!!!! A hoomen has entered da Com Center!

Dis is bein' a RED ALWERT!!!!

All agents and agents-in-training dispwerse 'n' be meetin' up in da new TOP SECWET Com Center 19.

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, ober 'n' out.